It’s Probably Smart to Just Serve Alec Baldwin His Latte with a Smile

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Sure, you might be having a bad morning. After all, you work at Starbucks! But woe be to you if you dare give Alec Baldwin some ‘tude when serving him his hot beverage of choice. If he doesn’t think your behavior is up to par, he’ll tweet about your performance, name included, to his 300,000+ followers. That’ll learn you to not suck up to the rich and famous while performing your degrading service-industry job! Now get me a muffin and be pleasant about it, or you’ll never sling joe in this town again.