Today James Franco returns to General Hospital as performance artist and murderer Franco. What was that? You don't care? Franco has been so totally out-Francoed by the far less irksome, far more heroic Ryan Gosling, who is still making trying hard look effortless, that you are over him and his absurd art projects? Fair! But we still strongly encourage you to watch the clip from today's episode, which is a spare one minute rush of total absurdity. Opening with glamorous shots of breakfast foods — Franco's art involves photographs of "Wheatix"! And text that says "AM. Cereal. Killers"! — it quickly segues into an expository monologue between Franco and his pet monkey. Yes! Franco strokes his pet monkey — the very same monkey who has appeared before — while talking about the wedding he is going to crash. It all ends with Franco saying "There's no place like home!" with a maniacal gleam in his eye. "No place like home!" Someone wrote that dialogue! Seriously, one minute and one second of your day! Will not regret!
Most Viewed Stories
Rosie O’Donnell’s Daughter Says She Didn’t Run Away, She Was Kicked Out
American Horror Story: Hotel Is Tedious, Insufferable, and Occasionally Exhilarating
Steve Rannazzisi Tried to Explain His 9/11 Lie to Howard Stern
Nicki Minaj Still Wants to Know: Miley, What’s Good?
Cate Blanchett on Truth, Quentin Tarantino, and Her Very Big Year
Here Are The X-Files’ New Opening Credits
Are You This Woman? If So, Tom Hanks Has Your Student ID
The Best of Netflix’s ‘Featuring a Strong Female Lead’ Categories
Stephenie Meyer Rewrote Twilight With Edward and Bella’s Genders Flipped
Movies Need to Stop Explaining Everything (Looking at You, The Walk)
Latest News from VultureBeyoncé and Jay Z Are Moving Into the Mansion From The Big Lebowski
The Bey abides.Get to Know Matt Jackson, the 23-Year-Old Who Is Killing Everyone on Jeopardy
If it has been a while since you've tuned into the game show, these next episodes would be a good time to reacquaint yourself.Lance Bass Says a ‘Pedophile’ Touched Him While He Was in ’N Sync
On The Meredith Vieira Show, Bass discussed being sexual harassed while in 'N Sync.9 Types of People You Meet by Age 30, As Found in Sloane Crosley’s New Novel The Clasp
“You know the person who always seems to be directing their own biopic?"Sherlock Victorian Special Trailer: Just Wear the Damn Hat
Throwback ... Wednesday?The Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast Takes Their 40th-Anniversary Reunion Photo
Have you been shivering with antici...Iggy Azalea’s Next Album Isn’t Called Biggy Bazalea: Here Is What It’s Called
The new new classic.Steve-O Gets 30 Days in Jail for SeaWorld Protest, Seems Pretty Chill About It
"What can I say, I'm a jackass."Why Country Fans Still Buy the Most CDs
The long-held belief remains true in the streaming age, even if country's new generation looks less to Walmart's CD section.Brian Grazer Is Making an Eddie Murphy Art-House Movie for Netflix
Grazer promises a "tour de force."
"I usually sob in Scandal, and I don’t even know what it is."Clive Owen Is Excited to Be Patti Smith’s Muse for Her Detective Novel
A match made in heaven.Rick Moranis Wants to Act Again, Just Not in Ghostbusters
"Why would I do just one day of shooting on something I did 30 years ago?"Is AHS Really That Scary? Your Pressing TV Questions, Answered
Plus: Which superhero shows are worth it?Quvenzhané Wallis Adds Author to Her List of Young Accomplishments, Will Write 4 (!) Books
A three-part series and a picture book.Tom Hanks Is Roaming the Streets As Captain Sully, So Watch Out, Geese!
He is literally the captain now.Woz on Film: Ranking the Actors Who’ve Played Steve Wozniak — All Quite Differently
But who’s the real Woz? Not even Woz himself, it turns out.
The show will stay on the air at least through 2018.American Horror Story: Hotel Is Tedious, Insufferable, and Occasionally Exhilarating
I'll be watching.Meet Your Newest Disney Princess: Moana’s Auli’i Cravalho
The 14-year-old Hawaiian will voice the lead character alongside the Rock in the upcoming Disney film Moana.