Parents I’m Glad Aren’t Mine Are Protesting Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls

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Because there are literally no bigger problems in the world worthy of people’s attention, a parents group called One Million Moms (whose 584 Twitter followers lead me to believe their name is a slight exaggeration) is protesting Ben and Jerry’s new SNL-inspired ice cream flavor Schweddy Balls. “The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive,” they say in their statement. Meanwhile, this vulgar new parent’s group is turning something as innocent as parents into something repulsive.