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I’m A Computer. I Can Figure It Out.
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It’s A Worthless Animal.
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Are You Still Hung Up On Veronica ?
She Died In A Car Wreck, You Know ?
You Didn’t ?
Sorry.
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This Is Work.
You Should Feel Awful All Day.
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It’s Morbid And Weird.
Despite Its Ups And Downs, You Have A Good Marriage. Celebrate That.
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I Didn’t Realize Things Had Gotten That Bad With Your Marriage.
But Even If That’s True About Your Wife, That Password Didn’t Contain A Number.
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From Webster’s Dictionary: (Noun) The Wrinkles Of A Scrotum, Or (Noun) A Large Antelope.
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You Actually Saw Paycheck ?
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It Is Too!
He’s One Of The Basketball Players When Kristy Swanson Kills The Vampire At The Game.
It’s An Uncredited Role, But That’s Him.
It Is Not Unfair.
I Don’t Care What You Think. Dem’s Da Rules.
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What ?
Wait, I Thought You Were Venezuelan.
Really ?
Hmmmm…..
Then I Guess You Can Use That Word. My Apologies.
Password Accepted.
You Can Now Access The Payless Shoe Store Computer System.
Warren Arnold is a comedian and improviser living in Chicago who writes a humor blog at brainforthought.wordpress.com.
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