Patton Oswalt on Disneyland’s Evil Employee-Harvesting Schemes


Patton Oswalt snuggled his pie-enhanced frame into the chair next to Conan’s desk last night to talk about the uncoolness of Weight Watchers meetings compared to AA meetings and his jealousy of other movie stars’ weight loss. “If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I’m done,” he says. He goes on to uncover Disney’s ingenious scheme to humiliate and depress children into becoming future animators by calling them skunks in front of all their friends. Man, there’s really no worse possible animal they could’ve picked, is there? No one wants to be a skunk.