Did American Horror Story Horrify You?


Did you watch American Horror Story last night ... and did it scare the living crap out of you? Or were you more frightened by Ryan Murphy's ridiculous dialogue ("Don't make me kill you again")? Can you possibly abide Mrs. Coach's kinky ghost sex? Did your inner real-estate agent take over during the episode, so all you wondered was Why don't they move the hell out of that house? Ryan Murphy's made a career out of surprising audiences with audacious story lines — before he was jamming to Top 40 hits on Glee, he was mutilating bodies and orchestrating orgies on Nip/Tuck (while also jamming to Top 40 songs). Did AHS live up to those "wait, what?!" expectations?