American Horror Story Recap: Halloween Is the Dead-People Version of Anytime Minutes

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AMERICAN HORROR STORY: Denis O' Hare in the AMERICAN HORROR STORY episode HALLOWEEN, PART 1 airing Wednesday, Oct. 26  on FX. CR: Ray Mickshaw / FX
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: Denis O' Hare in the AMERICAN HORROR STORY episode HALLOWEEN, PART 1 airing Wednesday, Oct. 26 on FX. CR: Ray Mickshaw / FX
American Horror Story
Episode Title
Halloween (Part 1)
Season
1
Episode
4

Ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves a two-parter. In this week's teaser, we finally meet the dead decorator gays in a flashback to 2010 … One of whom is ZACHARY QUINTO!!!! All right! We love that guy, right? So! We already knew that the dead gays were fancy. But what we didn't know, what we couldn't have known, was how fancy. The kind of fancy where their Halloween has a French theme and VERY SPECIFIC types of apples for "the bobbing bucket." Obviously. Obviously!!! This intense harvest-time crafting flashback is fantastic because it leads to the best sentence ever uttered on television: "You're screwing that twink trainer of yours, and I need gourds!"

I can't wait for the continuation of this episode, because surely we'll get more Quinto, for whose bitchy makeovers I would gladly spend many a night in the murder house. Four words, FX: undead queeny makeover spinoff. Get on it.