Behold, Dane Cook looking all depressed in Answers to Nothing, a drama about a loosely connected group of visibly miserable people variously connected to a kidnapping. Elizabeth Mitchell plays Cook's wife, and she described the movie back in 2009 as "a little bit like Magnolia," and Answers does look like it shares that lurking sense of doom if perhaps not the overall artistry. Cook and Mitchell play a couple trying to have a baby, Julie Benz plays a single-mom detective, Barbara Hershey plays Cook's mother, Fish from Ally McBeal is there, and a possibly nude woman drapes herself over a guitar. What more do you people want? Oh, weird little bumpers in the trailer that resemble the Hills opening credits (or the Starz branding interstitials that were tattoed on your brain after a Party Down binge)? Well, you got it. [Slashfilm]
Most Watched on Vulture
Most Viewed Stories
Saturday Night Live Recap: Welcome Back, Stefon!
Snapchat’s Offensive Rihanna Ad Cost the App $800 Million
New York’s Hottest Impression Is — Stefon Giving You Irish Club Recommendations
What’s New on Netflix: March 2018
Martin Freeman Says Fan Expectations Ruined Sherlock for Him
Let’s Talk About the Ending of Annihilation
How to Get Away With Murder Season-Finale Recap: Let Annalise Live!
Every Episode of Black Mirror, Ranked From Worst to Best
Donald Trump Lied About His Apprentice Ratings Since People Were So Gullible, Says Billy Bush
SNL’s Unhinged Rex Tillerson Is Spiraling Into the Dark Abyss
Latest News from VultureThe Walking Dead Recap: The Not So Fast and Furious
It’s looking like Negan’s reign is almost over.Homeland Recap: The Russians Are Coming!
“Species Jump” is one of the best Homeland episodes in years.Chadwick Boseman and Cardi B are Headed to SNL Next Month
The pair take the Studio 8H stage on April 7.Where’s the Train Wreck?
The Recovering is a 534-page palimpsest of Jamison’s battle with alcoholism that doesn’t adhere to the typical recovery narrative structure.Let Drake and Migos Take You on a Culture Ride to the ’70s in Their New ‘Walk It Talk It’ Video
Co-starring Jamie Foxx as your host, Ron Delirious.Blue Ivy Bid $19,000 on Art
While wearing all-gold everything.Man Arrested for Orchestrating Bomb Threat at the Roots’ SXSW Concert
“Thanks for understanding,” Questlove tweeted.Horny Old Bill Hader + Malfunctioning Mobility Scooter = Lots of SNL Breaking
Cialis, the devil’s pill.Saturday Night Live Recap: Welcome Back, Stefon!
When Bill Hader returns to SNL, everyone gets a case of the giggles.Oh, Honey! The Will & Grace Revival Gets Renewed for a Third Season
Season one hasn’t even concluded yet.
“I may not be very good on camera, but behind the scenes, my ideas are much worse.”Take Culver to the 1 and Turn Right on Sunset, and Then Watch SNL Revive ‘The Californians’
Whaaaaat are yoooou doooooing here?SNL’s Unhinged Rex Tillerson Is Spiraling Into the Dark Abyss
John Goodman! Perfect!New York’s Hottest Impression Is — Stefon Giving You Irish Club Recommendations
This monologue has everything: Seizure-inducing Malaysian music. Sexy asbestos. Roman J. Israel, Esq.Snapchat’s Offensive Rihanna Ad Cost the App $800 Million
Yikes.Scaramooch, Scaramooch, Will You Do the Reality TV Show Route? No, He Won’t!
“I’m not wearing a chicken suit.”Donald Trump Lied About His Apprentice Ratings Since People Were So Gullible, Says Billy Bush
“I finally had enough.”Nobody Expects the Spanish Inqui— Oh, Sorry, Nobody Expects Terry Gilliam Saying Donald Trump Is More Absurd Than Monty Python
“The reality is funnier than anything one can do.”Harry & Meghan Trailer: Don’t Show This Seduction to the House of Lords!
Lifetime has done it again.Lady Bird’s Lucas Hedges to Star in Honey Boy, Shia LaBeouf’s Film Based on Shia LaBeouf’s Life
Shia LaBeouf will play a character based on his own father in the movie.