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Last Night on Late Night: Chris Martin Ranks His Looks Against Ricky Martin And Radiohead, Lies About The U2 Rivalry

Last night on the Colbert Report, Chris Martin seamlessly shows off his wits. Arriving at the set "17 percent high," he conveys the merits of a band's looks over its music -- he's not as "handsome" as pop star Ricky Martin but "much more attractive" than the musically gifted Radiohead -- and gives his take on the new global band of the future. Hint: It's not U2. Plus: Jesse Tyler Ferguson impersonates Sofia Vergara -- "Do I say anything in this scene? I say nothing. I just look beautiful," he says and pouts; and Sarah Paulson has a long tongue, but perhaps not as long as Craig Ferguson's. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.