ONN Offers a Sneak Peak at the New Steve Jobs 2


There’s too soon, and then there is impressively soon; this video is from the ONN episode airing this week. In it, the Onion News Network offers a preview of the new Steve Jobs 2, an updated version of the late great Apple founder that includes voluminous curly hair, sleek white turtleneck, and “increased touch-sensitivity,” which seems like both a fitting homage and something every consumer can enjoy.