Rick Santorum Calls SNL Sketch ‘Bullying’, Hasn’t Actually Seen It

Ugh, it is too early in the morning to deal with all this Santorum. According to the man himself, the depiction of Rick Santorum in Saturday’s GOP SNL sketch constitutes bullying, provided you don’t fully understand what bullying is. “The left, unfortunately, participates in bullying more than the right does,” Santorum complained on New Hampshire radio station WGIR. “They say that they’re tolerant, and they’re anything but tolerant of people who disagree with them and support traditional values.” Yes, I can see how a sketch suggesting that Rick Santorum would be extremely uncomfortable in a gay bar is the DICTIONARY DEFiNITION OF BULLYING AND INTOLERANCE. Let’s be clear though: it’s not like Rick Santorum has actually seen the sketch. That would just be too reasonable. “I’ve heard about it. I haven’t had a chance to see it,” Santorum explains. “I’ve had a pretty heavy schedule to be honest with you. I’ve heard what it’s about and I’m not surprised, let’s put it that way.” You know what I’m not surprised about? This massive rage stroke I’m having! Aaaaaaaaagh! Avenge my death, beautiful readers!

Rick Santorum Calls SNL Sketch ‘Bullying’, Hasn’t […]