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Watch a Halloween Safety PSA That Is, Inexplicably, Not From 1983

In the town of Smithtown, on Long Island, there lives someone whose grasp on editing style hasn't progressed since the mid-eighties, the only time when this archaic, so-bad-it's-funny PSA could have made sense.

Is that Anthony Crispino narrating, and, also, is he asleep?

[Smithtown Patch]