Victoria Jackson Solves Occupy Wall Street


First of all, don’t even watch this video of SNL alum Victoria Jackson visiting Occupy Wall Street. It’s 15 fucking minutes long, and you have better things to do, like take a fork and slowly shove it into your eyeball, through your eye, past the socket and into the part of your brain that has to die in order for anything Victoria Jackson says to make sense. In the film, insane person Jackson questions some random bystanders about the protest movement, grilling them with insightful queries like, “If you want everyone to be equal, how are you going to make them equal in good looks and smart brains? Everyone’s not created equal.” There you have it! Case closed! MY SMART BRAIN JUST MADE MY GOOD-LOOKING HEAD EXPLODE.