It's been reported over and over and over this fall that the new TV shows are using the words penis and vagina so regularly, it's like they just learned them. But if you were to guess that amounts to around five vagina mentions and eight penis mentions, you would be seriously underestimating the networks' newfound love for talking about genitalia in anatomically accurate terms. As Parks and Recreation's Chris Traeger might say: "Your DVR is literally full of penises and vaginas." Don't believe us? You might want to throw on some headphones and check out our video evidence.