This week features the highly anticipated premieres of The League on FX, The Onion News Network on IFC, South Park and Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time on Comedy Central, and a new weekly stand up show from Gabriel Iglesias! And if you can’t wait until Thursday, tune into Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight for some Paul Scheer. He also has on Sean Parker of Napster and Facebook fame, which will most certainly solidify the general publics idea that he is exactly like how Justin Timberlake played him in The Social Network. Also please set your DVR this Tuesday for Last Call with Carson Daily. He has on Twitter superstar Megan Amram, who we talked to last week. Also, George Clooney is on The Late Show with David Letterman this Wednesday for all you out there who are Looney for Clooney! Hopefully that catchphrase will hit more than Lop’in It Up! I had the T-shirts printed and everything. As always please check out the rest of the listings below and have a great week! Thanks and enjoy!
Monday, October 3rd
NBC
11:35 PM Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Jo Koy) [New]
12:35 AM Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (Paul Scheer) [New]
CBS
8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother [New]
8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls [New]
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men [New]
9:30 PM Mike and Molly [New]
11:35 PM Late Show with David Letterman [New]
12:37 AM Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (Lily Tomlin) [New]
ABC
12:00 AM Jimmy Kimmel Live (Jane Lynch) [New]
Comedy Central
11:00 PM The Daily Show with Jon Stewart [New]
11:30 PM The Colbert Report [New]
G4
7:00 PM Attack of The Show (Penn and Teller) [New]
BET
12:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show (Cedric the Entertainer) [New]
MTV
10:30 PM Death Valley [New]
Tuesday, October 4th
CBS
11:35 PM Late Show with David Letterman [New]
12:37 AM Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson [New]
NBC
10:00 PM Parenthood [New]
12:37 AM Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [New]
1:36 AM Last Call with Carson Daly (Kaitlin Olson and Megan Amram) [New]
Comedy Central
10:00 PM Tosh.0 [New]
10:30 PM Workaholics [New]
11:00 PM The Daily Show with Jon Stewart [New]
11:30 PM The Colbert Report [New]
E!
11:00 PM Chelsea Lately (Anna Faris) [New]
IFC
10:00 PM The Onion News Network [Season Premiere]
FOX
9:00 PM The New Girl [New]
9:31 PM Raising Hope [New]
ABC
12:00 AM Jimmy Kimmel Live [New]
Wednesday, October 5th
CBS
11:35 PM Late Show with David Letterman (George Clooney) [New]
12:35 AM Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (Joel McHale) [New]
Comedy Central
10:00 PM South Park [Season 15 Premiere]
10:30 PM Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time [Season Premiere]
11:00 PM The Daily Show with Jon Stewart [New]
11:30 PM The Colbert Report [New]
NBC
8:00 PM Up All Night [New]
8:30 PM Free Agents [New]
10:00 PM Harry’s Law [New]
11:30 PM Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Tim Allen) [New]
12:37 AM Late Night with Jimmy Fallon [New]
FOX
9:30 PM Raising Hop (Amy Sedaris) [New]
Discovery Channel
10:00 PM Penn & Teller Tell a Lie [Series Premiere]
ABC
8:00 PM The Middle [New]
8:30 PM Suburgatory [New]
9:00 PM Modern Family [New]
9:30 PM Happy Endings [New]
12:00 AM Jimmy Kimmel Live (Will Arnett and Jane Levy) [New]
BET
12:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show (Ana Gasteyer) [New]
Thursday, October 6th
NBC
8:00 PM Community [New]
8:30 PM Parks and Recreations [New]
9:00 PM The Office [New]
9:30 PM Whitney [New]
11:35 PM Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Jack Black, Steve Martin, and Aubrey Plaza) [New]
12:37 AM Late Night with Jimmy Fallon [New]
CBS
8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory [New]
8:31 PM How to Be a Gentleman [New]
12:37 AM Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (Jason Schwartzman) [New]
FX
10:00 PM It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia [New]
10:30 PM The League (Seth Rogen) [Season Premiere]
ABC
12:00 AM Jimmy Kimmel Live! [New]
Comedy Central
10:00 PM Stand Up Revolution [New Stand Up Show Hosted by Gabriel Iglesias]
11:00 PM The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (Jason Sudeikis) [New]
11:30 PM The Colbert Report [New]
E!
11:00 PM Chelsea Lately (Lane Lynch) [New]
Cartoon Network
12:15 AM NTSF: SD: SUV [Season Finale!]
Friday, October 7th
NBC
12:37 AM Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (Allison Brie) [New]
CBS
11:35 PM Late Show with David Letterman (Bryan Cranston) [New]
HBO
10:00 PM Real Time with Bill Maher [New]
E!
10:00 PM The Soup [New]
Saturday, October 8th
NBC
11:30 PM Saturday Night Live (Ben Stiller) [New]
CBS
8:00 PM The Rules of Engagement [Season Premiere]
Sunday, October 9th
HBO
10:00 PM Hung [New]
Cartoon Network
11:45PM Squidbillies [New]
12:00 AM China, IL [New]