Craig Rowin Makes Another Play For His Million Dollars

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It’s been a long year spent shivering in our respective offices, wondering feverishly whether Craig Rowin would ever get that million dollars he was asking for. And asking for. And then going on TV to ask for. And then it seemed like he was going to get it, but it was a hoax. And then he was silent for months, dormant, like a volcano, or a snake waiting to uncoil and pounce on its prey. Now, he’s taken to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (for which it should be noted that Rowin is the head writer) to get what is rightfully his, because he said out loud that he wanted it. The quest continues.