Hey, did you guys ever notice that New Directions sounds exactly like Nude Erections? Forgive me if everyone on earth has already been talking about that forevs — I tried to look it up, but my Google search for “Nude Erections” got me kicked out of the library. Bottom line, though, it just forced me to picture Mr. Schue’s boner AGAIN (see episode one), which is starting to feel like a full-time job. Nude Erections. Erections that are nude! That also sing! Gross! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FAKE CHILDREN?
And then … cut to … wait … what’s Puck’s teenage mouth doing? OH, IT’S ONLY TONGUING SHELBY’S ADULT WOMAN FACE. BOOM. FADE TO BLACK. Good luck not watching next week.