Read the Intense Thanksgiving Installment of The Hunger Games
"I enter the dining room. There’s a gold cornucopia on the table. I think, what a wonderful seasonal flourish. But I know it’s dangerous. My ten relatives rush towards it, grabbing at the appetizers that are sprinkled around like land mines. I want to do the same, but I waver … early-eating is a deadly mistake." McSweeney's does it again.