Regis Philbin Rides a Vespa Into David Letterman’s Heart

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Do you want to see David Letterman call Regis Philbin a slut? You do? I wasn’t really expecting you to answer so vehemently. But good for you, being open about your desires! When Regis came on The Late Show last night, he confronted Dave about a passionate lip-lock the two shared on Regis’ show. Did it mean nothing to Dave? Nothing? You can’t just buy Regis off with fancy gifts like a Vespa! He’s a real man with real feelings!