During SNL’s first season in 1975, a recurring segment was an appearance by the Muppets. These slow, lengthy pieces took place in The Land of Gorch and featured ugly, monstrous characters like King Ploobis and Scred, whom Lorne Michaels and Jim Henson initially pitched as more adult versions of Muppets “that can stay up late.” Unfortunately, what Americans saw was King Ploobis and Scred bumbling around humorlessly for eight minutes. The writers loathed writing these pieces — “I don’t write for felt,” Michael O’Donoghue famously proclaimed — forcing then-rookies like Alan Zweibel to write them every week:
I look in the corner of the room and there’s this guy I learned was Michael O’Donoghue. What was he doing, you ask? He had taken Big Bird, a stuffed toy Big Bird, and the cord from the venetian blinds, and he wrapped the cord around Big Bird’s neck. He was lynching Big Bird. And that’s how we all felt about the Muppets.
One of the things I’ve loved about Jason Segel’s new movie The Muppets is how “back to basics” it feels. It looks as if his pitch to the studio was simply, “Amy Adams and I are going to dance and sing and have fun with the Muppets for two hours. Is that OK?” Of course, I didn’t mind The Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island, but for me the ongoing success of the Muppets franchise depends less on how our childhood icons are updated or reinvented as it does on Kermit and co. taking us back to a simpler time. No tricks or gimmickry — just the warm, fuzzy honesty that seems so hard to find these days.
Jason Segel gave us a taste of that amiable charm with his performance on SNL last weekend, as well as that by his co-hosts the Muppets, who made a triumphant return to SNL by doing what we love the most about them — simply being themselves.
Monologue. Jason Segel charmed us all with a classic bit in which he and the Muppets sang “I (we) can’t believe I’m (we’re) hosting SNL.” While watching Kermit and co. turn against Segel, I realized I had forgotten the emotional range a puppet is capable of. Never mind the cheesy “chicken out of the bag” and “time machine” jokes… it’s the Muppets, guys!
Regis Philbin Auditions. The whole cast showed off their impersonation skills by running Nasim Pedrad’s Kelly Ripa through a gauntlet of a lip-biting Ricky Gervais, a hyperactive George Lopez, and a very owl-like Garrison Keeler, to name a few. I normally get annoyed when SNL falls back on these easy, weak-premise character reel sketches, but here we got to see the cast shine in some never-seen-before impressions, which I enjoyed.
Kemper Pedic Bed. One of the funniest things I’ve seen on the show this season, Segel and Vanessa Bayer parodied the non-disturb Tempur-Pedic mattresses with a commercial for a mattress so gentle a man’s wife won’t wake up even while he… well… just watch the video.
Kissing Family Thanksgiving. The holiday season wouldn’t be complete without a visit from the Vogelchecks, the family of uncomfortably intimacy. When this sketch came back last season it broke one of the rules I listed for recurring sketches — don’t repeat a sketch that relies on shock humor — and it suffered slightly because of that. However, during this reprisal, they transformed a family of kissers into a family that uses clever, inventive ways to show affection. The Brussels sprout pass was an especially fun moment.
Weekend Update. Seth Meyers killed it with the jokes this week, including one of the best Lego jokes I’ve ever heard. GOP candidate Jon Huntsman stopped by with some desperate pandering to New Hampshire primary voters, proving himself far too relaxed and self-aware to be a serious presidential contender. And Meyers got to live a dream come true by hosting a “Really?!” segment with Kermit the Frog, who nearly upstaged his human co-host.
Digital Short: Seducing Women Through Chess. Andy Samberg finally struck gold with a strong digital short: an instructional video (gone wrong) teaching men how to use chess to seduce women. The premise was great, as was Samberg’s toggling between suave confidence and boyish breakdowns. I also enjoyed the intentionally-cheesy production quality — an element the digital shorts rarely overlook.
Andre The Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor. I’m a sucker for these Don Pardo introduced segments. They’re short, straight-forward, and a nice breath of fresh air. Segel’s mug to the camera at the end, while holding a tiny ice cream cone, reminded us that this is sketch comedy… we don’t need to take it too seriously.
The Blue Jean Committee. For the first time this season, the 10-to-1 slot was handed over to Fred Armisen for another one of his weird musical pieces. This one wasn’t as funny as his “A Taste of New York” junkie song, but its “Massachusetts Afternoon” tagline was catchy and it was fun to watch everyone jam out to such a stupid song. A pleasant way to close the night out.
Mitt Romney Cold Open. This attempt to make Mitt Romney more of an unleashed, unrehearsed badass like his GOP rivals fell a little flat largely because each punch line was, literally, revealing something boring. The concept itself has plenty of comedic value — it just didn’t pay off as a live sketch.
Retirement Party. I’m not exactly sure what to make of this sketch. The premise was a little hazy — a retirement party for a hated boss, in which Wiig’s mousy secretary Janelle freaks out and Segel mysteriously leaks scandalous details about everyone. I love SNL falling into the bizarre, and sometimes these weird things just catch on. But in this case, it never did.
New Jack Thanksgiving. After the Regis Philbin Audition sketch, another laundry-list character reel sketch just felt exhausting. While some of the characters hit, most of them just felt like filler. I did enjoy “Toni, Tone, Tony Shaloub,” however.
(Note: I didn’t review the Red Flag Perfume commercial because it was previously aired during this season’s premiere with Alec Baldwin.)
An unsettling moment occurred during the goodbyes (which really just should have happened during the Blue Jean Committee sketch), when the puppeteers, holding their Muppets, joined Jason Segel and the cast on stage. The girls I was watching the episode with gasped. Why have Kermit stress his non-puppet existence during Weekend Update, just to reveal his and all the other Muppets’ true nature at the end of the show? Magic ruined!
All in all, however, Jason Segel and his Muppet pals hosted a strong episode. Not as many strong sketches as last week, but the Kemper Pedic mattress commercial, Weekend Update, and the digital short gave us some great highlights.
What did you think? Am I too big a sucker for the Muppets, or should I critique them as hard as I should critique SNL? Do you trust Jason Segel to do justice to the Muppets franchise? Are you looking forward to another year of Mitt Romney cold opens?
We’re off next week for Thanksgiving weekend, so I’ll see you in two weeks, when Steve Buscemi will host with musical guest The Black Keys.