Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger's stated mission is to help people find love. But if you've been keeping up with this season, you would be forgiven for assuming her real mission is verbally dressing down potential suitors, often by calling them fat and ugly. (She also uses the “[blank] called and wants his [blank] back” line more than a middle schooler.) To celebrate the season-five finale, which airs tonight, we’ve rounded up a bunch of her nastiest remarks. Enjoy (and try not to cower)!