Everyone lost their virginity on Glee last night! It was sweet, it was tender, it was only a little bit theatrical. Still, what would an episode of Glee, even such a momentous one as this, be without the Warblers? So here they are, with a version of Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girls” that will make the ladies swoon, and … wait, who is that slut flirting with Blaine?! Anyway, we’ve got some competition for them today: a straight-up slick boy band called Westlife, an Australian X Factor contestant, and a couple of kids at church. Plus Elton John. Watch them below and tell us: Who did “Uptown Girl” best?