It's called "WTF?! I Wanted an iPhone!!!" and it's YouTube gold.
YouTube person Jonathan Mann songified some bitterly ungrateful, foulmouthed tweets of irate teens who didn't get iPhones for Christmas. Catchy, folksy, essential. [DailyWhat]
Howard mansplains privilege as Steve's fluids become relevant.
Blink-182’s Tom DeLonge Drama ContinuesThe former (or current?) guitarist defended himself on Facebook.
Watch Rainn Wilson Destroy Hipster Foodies on ConanSomething about octopus pastrami and white wine.
Emile Hirsch Reportedly Put a Paramount Executive in a ChokeholdA source says she was "completely blindsided."
Pretty Little Liars Recap: Where The Hell Is A?Also, these hashtags are getting out of hand.
Watch Stephen Colbert's Song Medley From His Last Night at Second CityIn 1994.
Parks and Recreation Recap: Treat Yo Self 2017 (!)Donna's wedding brings the return of a cherished motto.
HBO's Togetherness Has Been Renewed for Season 2To premiere in 2016.
Parks and Recreation Recap: Definitely Not ChillGryzzl is watching.
Chris Messina Got Very Naked at SundanceAnd it was all anyone could talk about.
Lotta names in this one.
10 Best New Songs of the WeekMikal Cronin, Pete Doherty, Lil’ Wayne, and more.
Handsome Aussie Liam Hemsworth Might Save America in the New Independence DayHe'd take the place — if not the part — of Will Smith.
Taylor Swift’s Alleged Leaked DMs Make Her Seem Just As Nice As You Thought"Are we the bad kids now?"
Sundance: Where Jason Sudeikis Pleasures a Bottle of Green Tea"I let Jason pick the bottle."
McCarthy, Wiig, McKinnon, Jones: Here Are Your GhostbustersMelissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones.
Louis C.K. Releases New Special; Read His Very Long, Very Thoughtful Email Explaining Where He Taped ItIt was shot at the Comedy Store, for reasons that will soon become apparent.
Chris Pratt Might Be the New Indiana JonesMaybe. Someday.
Sam Elliott on Joining Justified, His Mustache, His Voice, and The Big Lebowski"I’m expecting to be amongst the dead before it’s over."
Sundance Review: Jason Segel Is Actually Pretty Great As David Foster Wallace in The End of the TourWhen he first appeared onscreen, I worried.
"The Post-it Always Sticks Twice."
Your Guide to Parks and Recreation Reaction GIFsGood-bye, show.
Sia’s Surprisingly Romantic Fifty Shades of Grey Song, ‘Salted Wound’It's sweet, actually.
Taylor Swift’s Twitter Was HackedBy the Lizard Squad.
What Shonda Rhimes’s Next Show Might BeABC has ordered a new pilot from Rhimes's production company.
Sundance Review: Ewan McGregor Is Jesus and the Devil in the Haunting Last Days in the DesertHe brings a surprising amount of sincerity to both seeker and snake.
The Fantastic Four Movie Seems Really Good All of a SuddenWe finally know some details.
Vacation’s Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo to Reunite for a Pilot With a Very Silly NameIn a new comedy pilot called Chev & Bev.
Frozen Duo Writing a Song for Neil Patrick Harris to Sing at the OscarsSounds about right.
Sundance: Watch Robert Redford and Nick Nolte Get Ready to Hike in A Walk in the WoodsGeezers unite!
From Sunday's Screen Actor's Guild awards.
Parks and Recreation’s the Cones of Dunshire Board Game, an Oral HistoryAdam Scott and others tell the story behind Ben Wyatt’s obsessive homage to the board game The Settlers of Catan.
Fantastic Four Teaser: Science Looks Sooooo CoolMichael B. Jordan in a tank top, repairing a car.
Louis C.K. Thinks It’s Hilarious That the Patriots Deflated BallsHe is correct.
Breaking Bob: With Better Call Saul, Odenkirk Steps Into the SpotlightEasily the most anticipated new show of the year — and the first spinoff of this golden age of premium cable.
Joan Rivers’s Daughter Has Filed a Lawsuit Over Her Mother’s DeathShe’s accusing a Manhattan clinic of “outrageous behavior.”
The Bachelor Recap: The Virgin and the PeaDid you catch that? She's a virgin.
Sleepy Hollow Recap: Divide and ConquerThis week brings out all the feels.
Blink-182 Claims It’s Having Tom DeLonge ProblemsIs he still in the band? It's a magnificent battle of he-said-they-said.
Amanda Peet Thought a Game of Thrones TV Show Would Be ‘Terrible’She's married to co-creator David Benioff.
What to make of a conflict-averse telenovela star?
Nick Jonas Will Also Be in Ryan Murphy’s Scream QueensIn some sort of recurring role.
Gotham Recap: [Cruddy Guitar Rock Music Intensifies]At last, an episode of Gotham that doesn't feel like it exists in a vacuum!
David Tennant to Play Villain in Netflix’s Jessica JonesHe will literally be a purple man.
Former Film Executive Says Bill Cosby Drugged and Raped Her in 1969She says Cosby gave her a mysterious pill to cure her headache.
If You Want Joss Whedon to Direct More Avengers Movies, Better Start Begging Now"It's enormously hard."
Bob’s Burgers Recap: Rolling in the ArugulaGet ready for vegetable puns.
Everything That’s Happened Around Adnan Syed’s Case Since ‘Serial’ Premiered: A TimelineFinally, a "Serial" timeline that does not include cell-phone records or Leakin Park.
American Idol Winner Phillip Phillips Wants Out of His ‘Oppressive’ ContractHe has lodged a petition with the California Labor Commissioner.
Beauty and the Beast Should Be All Harry Potter PeopleSort of the characters, sort of the actors.