Patton Oswalt Tears Into the Logical Inconsistencies of ‘The Little Drummer Boy’

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This week on Conan, it’s Making Fun of Popular Christmas Carols Week, where a different guest every night deconstructs one of the carols you hear twenty times per CVS visit and berates it until it is simply too ashamed of itself to play for the remainder of the holiday season. Alright, that isn’t a real theme week YET, but someday, when I have my own talk show, I will devote it entirely to bitching about Christmas songs. You’ll see. You’ll all see.