Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the late-night host confronted the X Factor judges about the excruciating elimination of Rachel Crow last week, a decision that not only disgusted him but also led him to question a possible scheme to beat Simon Cowell's contestants. "Because Paula, both of yours deserved to go," he said, at which the slur-prone Paula left the stage only to return and seek comfort on Simon's lap. "Something has had to have happened to you two sexually," Kimmel then quipped. Plus: Scarlett Johansson believes her nude photo leak is linked to the Murdoch phone-hacking scandal in a global media conspiracy on the "Interweb"; and Rob Lowe is sure Charlie Sheen has "a moneymaking horseshoe up his ass." Watch our compilation to see what you missed.