Certain celebrity romances are granted portmanteau status — like "Brangelina" or "Bennifer" — but it takes a special kind of star to get that sort of wordplay all on her own. Scarlett Johansson is one such celebrity, but if she had her way, nobody would be calling her "ScarJo" anymore. "Oh, it's awful," Johansson complained to USA Today (via HuffPo). "It's a laziness. People can't actually say the whole name? It's just bizarre." Johansson pointed out that Daniel Day-Lewis isn't referred to as, "like, 'DaDay'? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, 'CaBla'? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck [with it]?" She's got a point! And that point clearly is we need to start using those names for Daniel Day-Lewis and Cate Blanchett, too.
Watch our new series!
Watch Doug Funnie Sing Fetty Wap’s ‘Trap Queen’View all videos
Most Viewed Stories
It’s Time to Start Liking Tom Cruise Again
Sean Penn and Charlize Theron Are Living Out Your Worst Breakup Fears
True Detective Recap: Sad and Lonely People
How National Lampoon Went From Making Jokes to Becoming One
Watch the Fantastic Four Cast Weather These Ignorant Interview Questions
Read Amy Schumer’s Powerful Speech About Confidence
Watch Doug Funnie From Doug Sing Fetty Wap’s ‘Trap Queen’
See How Well the Cast of Wet Hot American Summer Has Aged
Here’s a Button That Sums Up True Detective Season Two
What’s New on Netflix: August 2015
Latest News from VultureWhat to Expect in Season Two of Transparent
Josh will go to a “very dark place.”
It's not an ad, it's a book!Will Smith Says He Won’t Be Divorcing His ‘Queen’ Jada; Love Continues to Exist
Will Smith sets the record straight.Why Movie Trailers Use Spooky Covers of Classic Songs and Freud’s Theory of the Uncanny
They are familiar but not!See How Well the Cast of Wet Hot American Summer Has Aged
Some haven’t aged a day since 2001; others have miraculously grown younger.30-Foot-Tall Inflatable Minion Gets Loose, Rampages Irish Highway
Gusts of wind freed an inflated Minion from its earthbound clutches.That New Dungeons & Dragons Movie Is Finally Happening
The legal battle over rights to the game has ended.Failing to Realize The Lego Movie Was the Exception, Not the Rule, Hollywood Begins Developing a Pez Dispenser Movie
Pez.Ronda Rousey to Star in Her Own Biopic: Will It Last Longer Than 34 Seconds?
Rowdy Ronda's on fire.Wet Hot American Summer’s Christopher Meloni on Humping the Fridge and Returning to ‘Gene’ After 15 Years
"There comes a time in every kid's life where they have to learn facts. I thought it was important they watch me enjoy the fridge."
Right in time for Hanukkah.Pavement Guitarist Scott Kannberg Picks His 10 Favorite Pavement Songs
Including the one he says Phish fans love the most.Here’s a Button That Sums Up True Detective Season Two
BYO music-note emojis.Show Me a Hero Trailer: Oscar Isaac Learns That Government Is Hard
Quite a year for you, Oscar Isaac.Nikki Finke Is Now Making Up Her Stories (Sort Of)
“All of fiction is derived from truth.”Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp Recap: Heart Attack of Love
The Falcon is revealed.An Open Letter From a Copy Editor to Hollywood Title-Makers
A dash in a title does not inspire a dash to the theater.Deadpool Finally Made a Trailer for a Trailer That Doesn’t Suck
The full trailer drops tomorrow!Thankfully, the New Spider-Man Movie Won’t Be an Origin Story
If you were hoping to play a radioactive spider, you're out of luck.The Essence of Each Halt and Catch Fire Character Distilled Into a Single Song
"She grew up listening to classical music, but wanted to move to a more pop realm."