It’s probably not great that this Portlandia clip from season 2 really makes me want to watch Battlestar Galactica. To give up all responsibilities and eat nothing but caramel after Kraft caramel, occasionally piling another blanket on top of the already heaping snuggle factory that used to be called “the couch.” To let the phone ring and ring unanswered, the emails quietly settle like snow into the white thickness of an unread inbox, as the Facebook events go unattended and birthdays unremarked upon, because don’t they know that I’m watching television?!
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