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R. Kelly Has Written 32 More Chapters of Trapped in the Closet

And he's looking for investors, according to TMZ, who caught up with Kelz on his way to the gym yesterday.  "You guys gotta find out what the package is," he added, referencing the mysterious ailment that almost every character contracts by the end of Chapter 22. (Apparently, it's not HIV?)  If R. Kelly is actually serious about making another 32 chapters for Trapped in the Closet — and given that he is R. Kelly, he probably is — then he should consider letting fans sponsor the installments as a holiday gifts.  Surely there are 32 people in this world who would rather lend their name to a Trapped chapter than some random star.