R. Kelly Is Hosting His Own Cruise!

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 15: R. Kelly performs at at Arise Made In Africa Spring 2012 Designer Collective at Mercedes Benz NY Fashion Week Afterparty at Jumeirah Essex House on September 15, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Donna Ward/Getty Images for Arise Made in Africa) Photo: Donna Ward/Getty Images

Like many an enterprising musician before him, R. Kelly will take to the sea with adoring fans for a five-day floating buffet and concert extravaganza. The Love Letter Cruise sets sail on October 1, 2012 from Miami, with stops in Grand Turk, Half Moon, Cay, and Nassau, Bahamas; Kellz will be onboard and perform two concerts over the course of the trip. There will also be special guests! And a Captain's Celebration party! And maybe Kellz will sign your copy of Soula Coaster: The Story of Me (if, God willing, it has been released by then). The R. Kelly–related possibilities are truly endless.