Sterling Archer, Author

ARCHER: "Sterling Archer" as voiced by H. Jon Benjamin

If the image of Burt Reynolds's animated facial topiary doesn't make you excited about the upcoming season of Archer, perhaps a series-related spy manual will (but really, the Burt Reynolds thing should at least have you intrigued). How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written, Sterling Archer's (writers') guide to the art of super-spying, includes helpful tips like "how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they're dead, they're just hookers)."  The book is set to come out just before the series returns to FX on January 19.