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Top Chef Recap: Bad on Top of Bad on Top of Bad

Peace out, San Antonio: After four episodes with you, our chefs are moving on to Dallas! No one seemed too pleased to be leaving, and Beverly wasn't quite sure what Dallas even was, remarking, "Dallas Cowboys rings a bell." While she busied herself figuring that out, everyone else piled into the product-placement mobiles and started talking about relationships (side note: did anyone else notice how all the tattooed people ended up in the same car?) and about how fat Cute Chris used to be.

Read the rest of the recap here.

Photo: Bravo