Unconfirmed But Awesome New Couple Alert: Kristen Wiig and Fabrizio Moretti

Photo: GQ, Patrick McMullan

Well, this is unexpected and hilarious: "Page Six" reports that Wiig and Fab were "all over each other" at a Black Keys after-party Monday night. "Literally on top of each other," notes the source, which maybe suggests what you think it does but could also just mean that they're avid planking fans. Anyway, as noted above, this report could be wrong, but can you think of a more delightful pairing involving an SNL cast member and a dude from the Strokes? (Julian and Samberg don't count; that was strictly professional.) Bill Hader and Valensi, maybe? New party game!