Few characters this television season have had to put up with the level of terror, physical pain, and all-around misery that Connie Britton's Vivien Harmon has experienced in nearly every episode of American Horror Story. Cheating husband? Check. Miscarriage followed by demon baby? Yup. Living in a haunted house and getting raped by the ghosts there? Sadly, check. Kinda made us want to reach into the TV and give her a big hug. Since that's silly and impossible, we began to imagine the next best thing: Tami Taylor's kind eyes and sweet drawl comforting Vivien. But is there such a thing as too big a problem for Mrs. Coach to take in stride? As you'll see in the following Vulture video match-up, as Vivien's problems get more and more absurd, eventually even Tami would have to get out of the house, y'all.