The New Directions won sectionals on last night's Glee, and they did it with a super suped-up version of the super-duper Jackson 5 hit "ABC," like any real show choir would. They had no trouble vanquishing the Unitards and the Trouble Tones, but how will they do against Richie Castellano, one-man-band extraordinaire? Or Djénéva and Enzo, bless their little hearts? Watch 'em all below and tell us: Who did it best?
You've never heard the song with quite so many vowels.
Would only be better as a one-man-band if he had the knee cymbals.
All we're saying is, Blue Man Group only needs three people.
Why the Urkel glasses? Why did you have to take us there?!
Djénéva and Enzo
Oh, those lovable scamps!
The ABCs of whooping ass at sectionals. What.