William Shatner Headed to Broadway

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 06: William Shatner visits FOX Business at FOX Studios on October 6, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images) Photo: Astrid Stawiarz/2011 Getty Images

The Priceline enthusiast and former $#*! My Dad Says star will reportedly bring Shatner’s World: We’re Just Living in It to the people of New York early next year. According to the Post, the one-man show “is based on years of Q&As he’s done to hawk his books,” and it’s slated for a two-to-three-week run in February. Presumably, the show will also involve a reprisal of Shatner’s classic “Rocket Man,” because really, how pissed would you be if you traveled all the way to Broadway to see Captain Kirk and he didn’t sing-speak to you about space loneliness?