Meet Alana, the Most Unsettling Toddlers & Tiaras Contestant in History (and Her Mom’s a Creep, Too)


Wow, Alana sure is precocious, but it's probably the "go-go juice" her mom pours down her kid's throat to "dope her up" (her words, not ours, unbelievably). So this is enough evidence to make an arrest, right?