9 Questionable Fashion Choices From Parenthood’s Amber

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There is much to love about Amber on Parenthood: She's bright and self-possessed, a funny foil for both her mom and her brother, and all-star crier Mae Whitman is terrific. But Amber's fashion sense is atrocious. We're all for quirky and individualized looks, but Amber's red hat belongs on a My Buddy, and her affection for unflattering necklines causes us real, physical pain. These are but the most recent offenders:

Bad Hair

Just because Tilda Swinton makes it look cool doesn't mean it works for everyone.

Weird Sweater/Coat

Unacceptable.

Socks and Sandals

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Socks and sandals is bad enough, but the brutality of toe-wedgie-ing oneself by wearing socks with flip-flops is nearly unimaginable. This represents Amber's latent self-loathing.

Sack Dress

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Flattering!

Weird Romper

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It's like a Project Runway challenge to rehab Kelly and Brenda's dress.

That Goddamn Red Hat

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Maybe she has to go be in The Sandlot right after this.

My Eyes Are Down Here

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Honestly, the sweatshirt is kind of punchy in a fun, irreverent way, but with a collared shirt and a bandanna and dangly earrings, it's just a lot.

Scalloping

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It looks like it's made of her skin.

Contrasting Turtleneck Dickey (?)

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Leave the turtleneck/cutouts to Candice Bergen in 1992, Amber.