Billy Crystal Previews His Brand-New Oscar Jokes


“Guys, would you mind taking a listen to some of my new Oscar material? Feeling a little nervous about it. I mean, I know I’ve done this more times than anyone but Bob Hope, but you never can be too prepared, right? Okay, how about, uh: I’ve been getting ready for the Oscars and my White Swan is ready, but my Black Swan’s another story! Uh, I’m so nervous I feel like I’m about to give The King’s Speech! …Was that not this year? I really haven’t been to the movies in a while.” - Billy Crystal