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Diablo Cody’s Sweet Valley High Might Be a Musical

Diablo Cody has so far been tight-lipped about her upcoming Sweet Valley High adaptation, but MTV’s ever-enthusiastic Josh Horowitz asked her the important questions at last night’s Critics’ Choice awards, and he got important answers. Such as: There will be original songs, written by Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey, the musical minds behind Broadway music Next to Normal. Diablo goes on to suggest that the movie will, in fact, be a proper musical, which is of course all the information Vulture needs to start dreaming up song titles. “Jessica Is the Worst!” “Jessica Stole Todd Wilkins, and Remains the Worst!” “They Feel Pretty." Your turn.