‘It’s Kind of Like a Mystery Science Theater, But With Porn’

It’s a dusty day down in a small Mexican town. Dirt lines the streets, and men have that hungry look about them. You take a seat in a dark bar.

“Whiskey,” you say to the barman.

As you reach into your pocket and feel nothin’ but fuzz, there’s a stirring from the seat next to you. A grizzled old man comes up out of the shadows.

“The hills, boy,” he says to you, barely moving his lips. He points a gnarled, callused finger out the door, to the mountains in the distance. “Them’s money shots in them thar hills.”

-Treasure of the Sierra Porndre

Aside from detailing his second career as a porn prospector, Dave Attell was on Conan last night promoting his new Showtime show Dave’s Old Porn. Sounds groovy if that’s your thing.

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