I was gonna post this promo for season 2 of Delocated, premiering Feb. 2, but then I started thinking about how great it would be to walk around in a ski mask and voice modulator all the time. No one would have to see your weird apologetic please-like-me facial expressions when you make bad jokes. They’d probably assume your face is super attractive under there. Everything you say would sound hilarious. Your nose would never get cold. You’d save time by not having to do your hair or makeup. And for the boys, no voice-cracking! IT’S GENIUS.