Ooooooh, Stefon has a Yelp page. And about time, too. How else would we know about New York’s hottest clubs?
This club has EVERYTHING. Jeffries, live-action Furbies, Jewish pole vaulters, closeted guidos and flaming straight guys making out with none other than THE Nelson Mandela!And just when you think it’s all over, walk into the back room to be met by a gaggle of human donkeys. What are human donkeys you ask? It’s like that thing, where you have a midget glue some big ears on, wear a Mexican blanket, and carry your stuff over their back in wicker baskets.
It’s unclear if his account has been set up by Stefon’s writers or just a genius fan (or the real Stefon because he really exists in real life?!), but either way I hope it lasts forever. And conflict is bad and all, but I also secretly hope he gets into some sassy fights with other Yelp users.