Stephen Merchant’s Most Embarrassing Moment in College


Poor Stephen Merchant. He was just trying to do the whole black-turtleneck pretending-to-understand-Sartre thing everyone does in college, and the cleaning woman had to draw attention to his comically ginormous feet. Everyone knows you can’t have big feet and be an existentialist. Nietzche famously wore fuzzy yellow children’s slippers, and Kierkegaard was a dainty size 7.