Last Night on Late Night: Tilda Swinton Will Never, Ever, Ever Direct A Movie


Last night on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Tilda Swinton adamantly (and very, very repetitively) rejected the prospects of ever directing a movie. Sure, she'll produce and act, but... what about the kids? Plus: Boy Scouts scout master Jon Heder recited the hallowed oath at warp speed; J.B. Smoove read aloud from his black book of ideas during his 2004-2006 stint as a Saturday Night Live writer — Antonio Banderas as Tarzan in a turtleneck? Even Tina Fey gave him kudos for his jokes; and Stephen Colbert burst into a hidey-ho whaling song for Drew Barrymore. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.