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The Twelve Worst Ways to Be Killed by Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson doesn't look like the kind of man who'd want to kill you. With that charming Irish brogue and those sad eyes, he seems more in the mood for a cozy night indoors with popcorn and Love Actually than the type to go on a murderous rampage. But as his filmography has proven time and again — especially since 2008's Taken turned him into a brooding, soulful action hero — his seemingly calm demeanor is likely what makes him such an efficient, creative killing machine. (If not quite as effective or creative as Jason Statham.) In honor of the wolves Neeson will be slaying with empty mini-bottles of liquor taped between his fingers in this weekend's surprisingly dark The Grey, here's a reminder of the best ways he can kill you.