Maybe you were too busy this weekend watching important football things to catch one of several airings of Lifetime's Drew Peterson: Untouchable, starring Rob Lowe as the accused wife-murder. (We consider this a mistake: You remember the ad for this thing, right?) Or maybe you did watch but had a tough time believing Rob Lowe as a jerk who treats that woman from Big Bang Theory like crap before asking Ethan, one of the Others from Lost (all-star cast!!), to maybe help dispose of a dead body? Lowe's portrayal of Peterson didn't do the accused any favors in the "bonkers" department: Even Drew Peterson himself found the film "hysterical." But in case you'd rather not carve out two hours of your day to catch a repeat, we've condensed some of the wackier lines into a quick 90-second recap. Sadly, not one "literally," though the "I'm untouchable, bitch" makes up for it nicely.