Well, You Could Always Buy Some Glue That Looks Like Homer Simpson

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You can buy this Homer Simpson-shaped piece of glue for just £151,100.00 if you act now! Because that is what the value bestowed upon it by the free market, and that is what it is worth. Think of all the Simpsons episodes you could act out with it before getting it stuck to your hand! (By the way, this thing would go for even more if Chelsea Peretti sold it on QVC).