Cougar Town comes back tomorrow night — at long last — and to celebrate, the cast has made this special Valentine's video just for Vulture, to explain just how much more important it is to stay home and enjoy the comic stylings of the Cul-de-sac Crew on February 14 (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) than to go out and attempt to romance one another. Watch as Courteney Cox, Busy Phillips, Josh Hopkins, and the rest share real-life tales of failed cupidity as anecdotal evidence for why it's better to skip this particular holiday. Down with cheesy corporate celebrations, up with wine and silly songs and penny cans! "I don't celebrate any public works holidays," says Ken Jenkins. Let that be a lesson to you.