Courtney Love's bonkers anecdotes are a dime a dozen, so we'll take a dozen, please. The latest installment comes from Maer Roshan's e-book, Courtney Comes Clean, and lo, she is still at it. Among several other wild tidbits, Love reveals her new lease on spirituality. "I just hired a Tibetan woman whose entire job is to help me chant," Love says, which is almost too practical for someone who claims to be variously broke. Love also recounts her run-ins with the police while living in Dr. Phil's old house, which she intended to flip. Instead, she wound up hunkering down there for a while, and attracting more attention than she wanted. "Stupidly I was getting bundles of blow delivered to my house by a mulatto in a Nissan with a dragging muffler," she says. Sometimes when Courtney Love lists off many strange and distressing aspects of her life, it's hard to pick the craziest part. Not so here, where clearly the craziest thing is that Courtney Love uses the word mulatto.