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Jennifer Aniston Attached to Beaches-Like Weepie

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 17:  Actress Jennifer Aniston arrives at ELLE's 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute held at the Four Seasons Hotel on October 17, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Just when you thought it was safe to stop sobbing, Jennifer Aniston is attaching herself to a movie whose producers describe it as "a real old-fashion tear-jerker ... it's Beaches." Sounds fun! According to Deadline, Miss You Already is a London-set cry-generator about two BFFs, one of whom gets pregnant and the other of whom gets sick. It's not clear yet whether Aniston will be the pregnant one or the dying one, though the idea of Aniston donning even faux-pregnancy gear is enough to make the entire tabloid industry explode in one giant, gleeful, splashy fever dream.

Photo: Jason Merritt/2011 Getty Images